VENTURE INTO VENTRILOQUISM

Sixth in a series by Liz VonSeggen  (Written to Christian Ventriloquists)

Sing, sing a song! Sing out loud! Sing out strong!  Don't worry that it's not good enough for anyone else to hear! Just sing, sing a song!  These words, made famous by the late Karen Carpenter, have a great message to ventriloquists.  It is amazing how music enhances a vent presentation, even if you can't sing like a solo artist.

You will need to be able to stay with the rhythm of the music and do a fair job of keeping the tune on pitch.  However, your vent partner can miss a few notes or use his own unique character voice to sing or talk a song.  When you add music to your routine, the audience is convinced you have done something a lot harder than just talking.  The trunt of th matter is, music helps you memorize your lines more easily and gives you

some structure for at least a part of your routine.

Here are several suggestions for a variety of music ideas you might incorporate into your vent routine:

  • Start with the Christian alphabet song.  Either sing without accompaniment, or use a pianist to help you.  Let your vent partner sing the letters, and you sing the serious lines.
         F:    A-B-C-D-E-F-G
         V:    Jesus died for you and me.
         F:    H-I-J-K-L-M-N
         V:    Jesus died for sinful men.
         F:    Amen! O-P-Q-R-S-T-U
         V:    I believe God's Word is true!
         F:    Do you?
         V:    U-V-W
         F:    God has promised you (he looks at you, because the promise of eternal life is for people, not puppets) X-Y-Z
         V:    A home eternally!
  • Try singing with your vent partner, using sound tracks as backup music.  Tracks available from One Way Street, Inc., especially for puppets include:
          Top Novelty Songs
          Top Sing-Along Songs
          Catchy Choruses for Children
  • Create your own simple lyrics to the tunes of familiar songs.  Examples:
    •  Tune: Oil in My Lamp
      Give me truth in my youth, keep me honest. / Give me truth in my youth, I pray. / Give me truth in my youth, keep me honest. / Keep me honest 'til I'm old and gray. / Tell the truth!  Tell the truth! / Tell the truth at home, at school, at play. / Tell the truth!  Tell the truth! / I will tell the truth each day.
    • Tune: Row, Row, Row Your Boat
      B-I-B-L-E, use it every day! / Read it, know it, live it, love it! / It will show the way!
    • Tune: Farmer in the Dell, then Three Blind Mice
      When things are going wrong, / When days are hard and long, / When trouble hits to make you quit, / Just sing this little song:  Don't give up!  Don't give up! / Pray all the time!  Pray all the time! / When things go wrong and you're down and out, / Don't quit, don't give up, and don't cry or pout, / With Christ you can do it without a doubt. / Son don't give up!
  • Use instrumental segments to set a mood, or longer pieces to create a mood for your whole routine.  Examples:
    • Use a recognizable quiz show musical bit when asking your vent partner tough questions.
    • If you costumed your vent partner as a detective to solve a mystery such as "The Missing Cookie," you might use suspenseful or mysterious background music.
  • Use sing-along music tracks and have your vent partner lead the audience in a fun sing-along time.  Of course, your partner and you should use microphones so he could add his own humorous quips or encourage better participation.
  • As you become an accomplished ventriloquist, try creating a novelty song routine using a showy song with lots of words or difficult-to-pronounce words.  As incredible as it may seem, perhaps you could learn to sing a round with your vent partner.  Note:  Join us at I-Fest this summer in the College of Ventriloquism, and attend workshops designed to teach you some musical fun!

Try putting a song in your heart and vent partner's mouth.  Who knows?  You may surprise yourself and others, but it's sure to put a smile on your face!
 

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One Way Street, Inc
PO Box 5077
Englewood, CO  80155
330-790-1188
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